About a year ago, I used a service to scan my blog and tell me what my Hollywood rating was... what's my site rated? G? PG? PG13? Nope. At the time, my blog was Rated R. Yep. "Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian." - isn't that awesome craptacular!
I'm happy to say that I re-analyzed my blog, and I am now the proud owner of a "PG" rating. Yep, mom, I cleaned up my act. No more cussing. No more saying crap, pissed, or H-E-double hockey sticks, or any other offensive language. I've even cut back on saying "Barrack Obama"...
I did get busted for saying "drugs". Stupid toddler bringing pot to school in his lunchbox. I knew that one would bite me in the... whoah, hey, that one almost got away from me.
Seriously, I think I'm losing my edge here. Maybe it's because I'm working too much, or the fact that I'm constantly reminded of the fact I'm going to be a daddy soon... or when I try to come up with something edgy the only thing I got is CRAPTACULAR... who knows...
What's a 31-year old to do? As soon as I figure that out, I'll let you know.
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