Polar Bears no longer around the Iceholes...

Bad news for the Polar Bear community... Evidently you are now a "Protected Species". NY Times once again has the article... Unfortunately, the bears aren't being killed off or threatened by the Greenhouse Effect... it's human hunters that are doing the damage.

One thing we have not considered yet is how many of these Polar Bears got magically transported to the LOST Island. Come on! They've got Polar Bears on a tropical island in the South Pacific... They've got Polar Bears in the middle of Afghanistan... Where else have these elusive creatures run off to?

Sad to say, I'm not sure how much longer I'm going to be able to say:

The key to the game is in the name. The name of the game is Polar Bears around the Icehole. Planets around the Sun. Petals around the Flower. And/Or the many wives of Ghengis Kahn.

And while that may mean nothing to most of you, right now a couple hundred 18-26 year olds are letting out a collective "Oh crap! Not again!"

Seriously, save the polar bears!

Comments

[Eddy]

Bro, the PETA people do not take these jokes lightly. You thought getting pulled over by the police at midnight "by mistake" was an unpleasant experience? Wait until PETA rolls up along with the global warming wackos. You will be in for it bud! I am Eddy Perez and I approved this message.

[Nate]

I still refuse to learn how to play that game.

[ttm]

What the ha'ides? You must be commisserating with Dr. Blackwood. This is all Greek to me...or perhaps you are speaking in tongues. Maybe you could translate the post into plain English for those of us who have one foot in the grave. (You know, older than 26...)

Never mind. Let the next generation figure it out. And they can make a viral video about it and put it on YouTube where people will view it ad nauseum. (Sigh.)

[RC of strangeculture]

Unfortunatly i get each of your references.

[Caitlin]

Oh my goodness!! That picture is horrible! I can't believe that you would put that picture on your blog!