Theft hasn't been that much of an issue lately at The Living Word... then I get a call today from my manager, Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Jeff, did you or Amy take a bunch of those baby clothes we got in earlier this week?
Jeff: I didn't. I don't know why Amy would...
Kyle: Well, we're missing like eight outfits.
Jeff: Wait, are you saying someone stole Christian Baby Onesies?
To the thief, thank you for stealing from the Living Word. I hope your baby appreciates the outfits we've provided for her at no cost to you. I hope she enjoys them! If you would like to steal a wider variety of clothing, please do not hesitate to place an order with us at the front desk. We will make sure to meet all of your kleptomaniac needs. Thank you for allowing us to serve you, and by serve I mean stand by while you break one (if not multiple) commandments on my property.
To my readers, if you would like to check out the wide variety (or what's left until the reorder shows up) of baby clothing... I'm sure you must know someone who is having a baby...
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